Archive for January, 2006

Would you kill for your best friend?

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

Zoe: Doesn’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

Book: Quite specific. It is however somewhat fuzzier on the subject of knee caps.

Great brick sites

Monday, January 30th, 2006

So, pills I have bought quite a lot of lego and I don’t need all the parts, so I thought I’d put it here before ebay to see what happens…

I am selling:(see photo)
Harry Potter with broom and cape

Pink skin reversible head Ron Weasley no hair

Hogwarts light grey uniform

A black octopus

Selection of modern tools

Lego keys and wings

Other stuff as shown – prices guaranteed to beat ebay! Pick and mix as desired, or I will swap. I am looking for grey bricks and a blue base board among other things.

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I now realise I was a fool to look for things on ebay when the bricklink has some fab UK shops! Here are two that I like, heart
prices are in dollars but conversion is easy – just type it into google! Seriously cheap and amazing range – you can search for bricks by part or colour or set. Postage also v.cheap.
a brick or more

1 A BAG OF BRICKS

Happy hunting!

Anyone want some lego?

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

So, pills I have bought quite a lot of lego and I don’t need all the parts, so I thought I’d put it here before ebay to see what happens…

I am selling:(see photo)
Harry Potter with broom and cape

Pink skin reversible head Ron Weasley no hair

Hogwarts light grey uniform

A black octopus

Selection of modern tools

Lego keys and wings

Other stuff as shown – prices guaranteed to beat ebay! Pick and mix as desired, or I will swap. I am looking for grey bricks and a blue base board among other things.

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Eh????

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

This is WRONG! Everyone knows I am a princess. (Or possibly Chewie.)

Artoo
You scored 62% airiness, glaucoma 42% squishiness, order and 36% edginess!
According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, you are most like Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2) in personality.

Artoo, being an astromech droid, favours technical challenges. He’s
quick-witted and, when called upon, can come up with creative solutions
to difficult, complex problems. Artoo is logical, flexible, and
ideas-driven.

Artoo is, in a word, eccentric.

(The polar opposite of Artoo-Detoo is See-Threepio.)

The eight profiles are as follows:

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 65% on airiness
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You scored higher than 40% on squishiness
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You scored higher than 38% on edginess

Link: The Star Wars Personality Test written by MiguelSanchez on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

So this could be an interesting marriage…

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

Intoducing Lady Macduff and son.

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Theirs is an unhappy fate.

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First Murderer
Where is your husband?

LADY MACDUFF
I hope, sickness in no place so unsanctified
Where such as thou mayst find him.

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First Murderer
He’s a traitor.

Son
Thou liest, information pills thou shag-hair’d villain!

First Murderer
What, you egg!

Stabbing him

Young fry of treachery!
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Son
He has kill’d me, mother:
Run away, I pray you!

Dies

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Exit LADY MACDUFF, crying ‘Murder!’ Exeunt Murderers, following her


Mal
You are Captain Malcolm Reynolds, check
aka. Mal or
Captain Tightpants. You saw most of your men
die in a war you lost and now you seek solitude
with a small crew that you are fiercely devoted
to. You have no problems being naked.

Which Firefly character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Here you are then…

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Intoducing Lady Macduff and son.

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Theirs is an unhappy fate.

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First Murderer
Where is your husband?

LADY MACDUFF
I hope, sickness in no place so unsanctified
Where such as thou mayst find him.

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First Murderer
He’s a traitor.

Son
Thou liest, information pills thou shag-hair’d villain!

First Murderer
What, you egg!

Stabbing him

Young fry of treachery!
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Son
He has kill’d me, mother:
Run away, I pray you!

Dies

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Exit LADY MACDUFF, crying ‘Murder!’ Exeunt Murderers, following her

Am I the Pope, or Gorbachev’s ear?

Thursday, January 19th, 2006
You are a
Social Conservative
(36% permissive)

and an…
Economic Liberal
(18% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Totalitarian


Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

Macbeth Act IV

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

This is dedicated to SuperG, side effects in recognition of his dedication to Shakespeare. His request for Othello will have to wait until I can procure a Lando Calrissian, but I have a pretty good Desdemona already.

The three witches are making a disgusting spell. Bleuch!

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“By the pricking of my thumbs,

Something wicked this way comes!”

Yes, it’s Macbeth. He demands to see evil spirits that will tell him his future.

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The first apparition is an armoured head that tells him to beware Macduff.


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The second is a bloody child who tells him:


Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn
The power of man, for none of woman born
Shall harm Macbeth.

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The third is a crowned child holding a tree who says:

“Macbeth shall never vanquish’d be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him.”

The last apparition upsets Macbeth a tiny bit because it is Banquo showing him all his descendants.

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As he is a bit shirty he decides to do another dastardly deed:

“The castle of Macduff I will surprise;
Seize upon Fife; give to the edge o’ the sword
His wife, his babes, and all unfortunate souls
That trace him in his line.”

Macbeth Act V

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

Lady Macbeth is being watched by her maid and a doctor. They watch her sleepwalking while she tries to clean her hands and confesses to some of the murders Macbeth has committed.

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“Out, sales damned spot! out I say!”

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“More needs she the divine than the physician
God, misbirth God forgive us all!”

Macbeth hears a report that the English army is approaching.

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Macbeth complains that the doctor cannot heal his wife’s mental illness.

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We see his bravery that once made him so renowned as a hero.

“I’ll fight till from my bones the flesh be hacked.”

Lego Macbeth – Things Unravelling Somewhat.

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

I’ve decided to continue to do this in reverse order, so it will read in chronological order when you scroll down. Anyone got a lego crown/beard I could borrow for a week or so?

Macduff and Malcolm, the rightful heir to the throne, have joined forces with the English armies to overthrow Macbeth at Dunsinane Castle. They decide to cut down some camoflague from Birnam wood.

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“Let every soldier hew him down a bough
And bear’t before him:”
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This is a tad inconvenient for Macbeth as it has been prophesied by witches that he will be alright until Birnam wood comes to Dunsinane.

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Lady Macbeth, never the most stable woman, has driven herself mad with guilt over all her evil and ends her life.

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Macbeth responds:

Out, out, brief
candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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Macbeth now hears the news that Birnam wood has come to Dunsinane, and realises he is in a sticky situation. The battle commences.


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